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The magazine is produced twice yearly and cost just £8.00. It is packed full of stories, Bichon related articles, jokes and a much, much more. Most of the content is provided by volunteers and members alike. Below are a couple of samples of the types of items contained in our previous magazines.
OUR SPRING 2010 MAGAZINE IS AVAILABLE NOW! 42 PAGES OF FLUFF STUFF
Our magazine has had a revamp and is now produced in colour so we've given it a new name (the same as our eBay Account) which is why it is Issue 1
SOME OF THE FEATURED ARTICLES IN OUR FABULOUS MAGAZINE:-
Is Microchipping a Good Idea? Information on dogs helped by Kitty's Wish Fund The Effects of Meloxidy/Metacam New Pet Products Bichon Massage Jokes, funny stories, recipe, quiz and much, much more! Don't miss out...subscribe today!
MIND GAMES DOGS PLAY WITH HUMANS
1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets. This is especially good if it's right before your human's bedtime.
2. Act like a convicted criminal. When the humans come home, put your ears back, tail between your legs, chin down and act as if you have done something really bad. Then, watch as the humans frantically search the house for the damage they think you have caused. (Note: This only works when you have done absolutely nothing wrong.)
3. Let the humans teach you a brand new trick. Learn it perfectly. Then the humans try to demonstrate it to someone else, stare blankly back at the humans. Pretend you have no idea what they're talking about.
4. Make your humans be patient. When you go outside to go 'pee', sniff around the entire yard as your humans wait. Act as if the spot you choose to go pee will ultimately decide the fate of the earth.
5. Draw attention to the human. When out for a walk always pick the busiest, most visible spot to go 'poo'. Take your time and make sure everyone watches. This works particularly well if your humans have forgotten to bring a plastic bag.
6. When out for a walk, alternate between choking and coughing every time a strange human walks by.
7. Make your own rules. Don't always bring back the stick when playing fetch with the humans. Make them go and chase it once in a while.
8. Hide from your humans. When your humans come home, don't greet them at the door. Instead, hide from them, and make them think something terrible has happened to you. (Don't reappear until one of your humans is panic-stricken and close to tears).
9. When your human calls you to come back in, always take your time. Walk as slowly as possible back to the door.
10. Wake up twenty minutes before the alarm clock is set to go off and make the humans take you out for your morning pee. As soon as you get back inside, fall asleep. (Humans can rarely fall back asleep after going outside, this will drive them nuts!)
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